Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Pub Work 3/4. Possibly R rated

Repeats of Call the Midwife rekindles memories.

I was quite naïve  when I worked in the pub. I can't remember her name but her husband's name was Tom and she was about forty years old, double my age. We were at an after closing staff drinkies at the Forrester's Arms pub where I was working.

She was telling us that she loved her husband Tom so much, she had to think of him sitting on the toilet to bring herself to the fact he was human. Sorry, a bit gross. I think she liked to drink Brandy Alexanders. 

Somehow my shoe fell off and my foot went to her ankle and began rubbing it. My foot went higher and higher. I don't  remember being invited in any way but she made no effort to dissuade me. Why did I do it and how did I know she would welcome it? Not to brag, but I've always had a good instinct about sex but I can't remember it all now. Her legs parted wider and wider. Her chatter box speech became a little distracted. She made a quick and very audible gasping sound. It was all of five minutes of  me doing something I had never thought about or ever desired, and hey my sock was still on my foot. 

One of our staff gang asked her if she was ok. She said yes, just a bit of asthma she replied, and we all went off on our merry way home. Nothing was said by either of us at work the following day.

PS I think her name was Bev, and Andrew was now a little more educated about the ways of the world, including women.

PPS This post has been edited many times as I have remembered details and tried to keep it nice. 

28 comments:

  1. As we often say in Yorkshire: "Nowt wrong wi' a bit o footsie after closing time".

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    1. YP, that is exactly what happened but I am doubtful about the saying.

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  2. A step in a very different direction for you. And possibly her (though probably not).

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    1. EC, it was different to me. Interesting but not stimulating. She was a nice person.

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  3. Oh, a toe rub! Nice 😊

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    1. Are you singing Memories, Cathy?

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  4. Was this in front of the staff having drinkies? What was in their drinks??

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    1. We were sitting at a table and none of the other four? knew anything about it. Most would have been driving home, so it would have only been a couple of drinks.

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  5. She loved her husband so much, yet didn't mind you tickling her fancy a little. another good reason to never get drunk.

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    1. I hear what you are saying River, but no one was really drunk. Of course I could say, every reason to get drunk and have some fun.

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  6. Can't say I was expecting anything like that.

    Almost worth waiting for.

    Still trying to work out the educative content. Is this going to be in the exam?

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    1. MC, I am sure you weren't expecting that from a confirmed shirt lifter. In my mind back then, women had to tolerate the not enjoyable experience of sex. I was educated that I had a warped view of sex between men and women. Freud could go to town on that one.

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  7. Pubs can be interesting place to work. I rather be around a bunch of drunk men, usually.
    Coffee is on and stay safe

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    1. Dora, some drunk men are fun. Some are not and can be nasty and violent.

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  8. Naughty boy. Did you get free drinks forever after?

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  9. A few drinks and you do things or allow things that otherwise would never happen.

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    1. Strayer, just a couple of drinks. I don't consider it was a bad thing at all, and if it was brought on by a couple of drinks, so be it.

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  10. I am somewhat obsessed with your toe technique.

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    1. Caro, I wish I could remember.

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  11. I'm assuming she wore a dress.

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    1. Kirk, I think she was wearing some kind of kitchen uniform, but yes, essentially a dress.

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  12. For some reason this makes me smile. Sounds like it made her smile also. Talk about safe sex!

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  13. You are quite creative:)

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    1. Sandra, I don't think any thought went into the act.

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  14. Interesting! When I used to drink I was a black out drinker so I may or may not have had socks on parts through out my life! HAHA! LOL! Oh the things we do when we drink....HA!

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    1. Annster, perhaps it is better you don't have clear memories.

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