I forgot I saved these and as far as I can see I haven't posted them before.
Male pop and tv stars, frequently and often.
Can't be that bad, can it?
Translates world wide to any country where Christmas is widely celebrated.
A selfie.
Tomorrow.
Blatantly sexist, and probably true.
I worked this one out several years ago.
Possible but unlikely. See, I am in Christmas Scrooge mood.
Another motherhood statement.
Substitute drinking wine for eating snacks, and I am there.
Beautiful on the inside.
But perhaps they are drug addicts and dealers serving time. So well brought up though.
Thanks for the smiles. Some I disagree with, but smiled anyway.
ReplyDeleteIt is not JUST my face that makes me look bad in pictures.
DeleteSadly EC, same here.
DeletePoor, poor Kardashians and spot on! But not a joke; more a thoughtful comment.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Hels.
DeleteWith that many bullet holes the window would of been shot out also.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Dora, yes, of course. I would like to see Chicago.
DeleteThanks for the giggle on a crazy day.
ReplyDeleteCaro, it should be a relaxed day, but it isn't.
DeleteI'm not surprised the burger thing failed. Most people I know or read on line admit they are no good at maths, so they see a 3 and a 4 and they know that four is more than three so to them a 1/4 pounder is bigger than a 1/3, because they never mastered fractions. I'm surprised Barbie at that age still has wide open eyes. Where are the droopy eyelids and the squint lines? Thanks for the laughs :)
ReplyDeleteRiver, I expect you have that right about weights. Our edjication wasn't so bad as we know about vulgar fractions.
DeleteBarbie has had work done. See how tight her face is and how scraggy her neck is.
A lot of wisdom there. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThanks Cro. A minute of entertainment.
DeleteIn between the shopping, cleaning and cooking it was nice to sit down and smile. Oh and of course keeping on top of my lateral flow tests.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little concerned about you having lateral flow tests Marie. Does that mean..
DeleteThanks for the morning laughs, Chicago is a fun city, I have never been shot at there, yet
ReplyDeleteIt has always seemed an interesting city to me TP.
DeleteI have to say I am in agreement on all of them. Never watched the Kardashians either. Wine over snacks. Hate having my photo taken.
ReplyDeleteJackie, yes as I am more comfortable at the back of the camera.
DeleteGreat collection of "funnies" there Andrew. It's like you are Santa in disguise. Until I checked out this blogpost, I thought a kardashian was something similar to verruca.
ReplyDeleteYP, I believe if you leave a verruca alone, it disappears in time. Kardashians may do the same.
DeleteYeah, the two hugging "brother" dogs, penises touching. I'll react by saying "oh brother". They'd be tail wagging and sniffing each other's butts in greeting, not whatever that photo depicts. Nancy Reagon , yup, that's her, except for the perfect blond wig.
ReplyDeleteReal male dogs don't hug, hey Strayer. Nancy always had an impeccable coiffure.
DeleteChicago is a perfectly normal city. Don't buy into the myths!
ReplyDeleteI am happy to say I've never watched the Kardashians either. I barely know who they are.
I'm also skeptical about the hugging dogs. They're either about to fight or hump each other.
Is that puppy for real?! It's almost impossibly cute!
Thanks for the Chicago affirmation Steve. The pup is not beautiful perhaps but terrible cute.
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