My father is dead and my step father too, so no bother on Sunday for me on Father's Day. Not that us locked down people could do anything anyway with our 5km limit for driving and not allowed to visit anyone.
Sammy J on the radio this morning wanted to hear Dad jokes. Dad jokes are so weak.
So this is one who a dad recounted over the radio and it tickled my fancy.
A Priest, a Vicar and a rabbit walked into a bar.
The barman asked the rabbit what he was doing in the company of a Priest and a Vicar?
The rabbit replied,
I think it is something to do with auto correct.
That is a most excellent variation on a familiar theme. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteOh a clean joke. I like. Not that I'm a prude, but I was at a meeting last night and the both the dick and murder jokes prevailed.
ReplyDeleteShe was not amused.
XO
WWW
Took me a minute, but then I had a good giggle. Thanks, Andrew.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank goodness the rabbit is in the UK advising them on trade, hopefully forever.
ReplyDeleteOh Cheryl
DeleteYou must really want to punish the UK badly. Tony Abbott was horrible in Australia and will be horrible in his new position.
Not the best joke I've ever heard, but certainly not the worst. Chuckle chuckle.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. Probably because I'm not a dad.
ReplyDeleteOh.
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteNot bad, not bad at all.
Nice one. I bet we could make up similar ones.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when that happens - my former boss once sent a message the entire state legislature about the importance of legal aid for the "poop people" of the state, it should have been "poor people" spell check missed that one.
ReplyDeleteOk, that one got me going. Good one!
ReplyDeleteI had to read it twice to understand the joke, quite funny :)
ReplyDeleterabbit=rabbi. The wonders of auto-correct indeed :)
Ha!
ReplyDeleteThat was a pretty good dad joke 😁😁
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