It has started. Each time we see the three year twin great nieces, we ask their mother or grandmother which one is which and try to remember their names by what they are wearing. But at times we forget which is which, and the reply is, I am H not W, which is fine. They will at least have a school lifetime of that.
But now, one will say that then the other will say no, I am W not H. No you're not, I am W. Would it be child abuse to brand or tattoo their foreheads with the initial of their first names? Perhaps I could buy some stickers with H and W on them and surreptitiously stick them to their backs.
While even their own mother gets them wrong at times, their grandmother never does and she is the only one who doesn't.
We live our own Patty Duke Show.