Sunday, January 07, 2018

Hooking up

I see that mega rich skanky tart Paris Hilton has become engaged. At least she is more interesting than any kind of Kardashian creature. What's his name??? Ah yes, a bit of the foreign in him by his name Chris Zylka. His last name is probably Smith, but doesn't Zylka sound so much more interesting. He bought her a very expensive engagement ring. Did he get a loan from a bank, with his forthcoming marriage as security?

I don't have rules, but my general inclination is towards to tall, dark and handsome, just not to hairy. I am not alone. Madonna, another skanky old tart,agrees. Jesus, wasn't her Jesus handsome. But he is yesterday's man and was rather hairy.

But I must admit, Chris Zylka is very very nice looking. Quite delicious. Oh, he was once interviewed by Out Magazine. Well, we will read nothing into that. C'mon, you have to admit he has a nice smile.

PS Further research on this most important subject tells me his family name is not Smith or Zylka, but Settlemire. I hope Mr and Mrs Settlemire will be very happy together.






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  1. One hopes they will be happy, but would be surprised if they are in it for the long haul. Whch may be excessively cynical.
    His looks are not to my taste. A bit Ken-like (as in Ken and Barbie). Pretty enough, but...

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    1. EC, I can safely predict..........time will tell. Wouldn't he make a nice handbag to walk down the street with?

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  2. Mmmmmm.........how long to you give it???? LOL

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    1. Lady J, if they get to the wedding, they might do ok for a while.

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  3. I sure live a different life then these people. But although my life isn't perfect and I will keep mine any day...Coffee is on

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    1. Really Dora? I suppose I would keep my life too..........maybe.

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  4. I suspect the marriage will be like fireworks. Flashy, lots of money wasted and over in a metaphorical blink.

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    1. Oh Victor, such a cynic. It could be a marriage made in heaven.

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    2. Indeed it could be....and that would be against the odds.

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    1. John, with no aspersions on The Prof, you saying he is pretty means he is not your type.

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  6. He is very handsome, which increases the likelihood that they will produce beautiful heirs to take over the empire.

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    1. Doesn't always seem to work that way AdRad. Victoria & David Beckham, both attractive in their time, have produced some plain looking children with the notable exception of the ironically named Romeo.

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    2. Ad Rad, is she so good looking? They well may produce good looking children, if he can get it up for her.

      Victor, I am to Google Dave and Vik's kiddies now.

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  7. I wish them all the best you never know it might be a match made in heaven, he is a yummy looking guy and they do look good together.
    Merle.............

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    1. Merle, he does look king of edible doesn't he.

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  8. I wish them both well...love, goodwill and happiness beat cynicism, hate and nastiness any day of the week, any second of the day. We really know nothing about their personal, private lives other than what the gossip magazines and media what to shove down our throats.

    Have a good week, Andrew...stay cool. :)

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    1. Lee, and who takes any notice of celeb gossip....oh, I did. Almost thinking about wearing a jacket today.

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  9. Anonymous9:09 am

    Elton John got married too, back in the day. And he wasn't pretty. Though his clothing gave Peter Allen a run for his money. - Ian

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    1. Ian, I had forgotten about Elton and Renate. I can't imagine it was ever a consummated marriage.

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  10. He is like a blonde Jamie Dornan. ;)

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    1. Googled him, of course. He has many looks, not bad. I think he is very much John above's type.

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  11. I have to say he's a whole lot prettier than my partner of heading on for 37 years now.
    But who knows, maybe they will also prove the naysayers wrong and last even longer.
    And if I hae me doots, I'll try to keep them to myself. Oops, they seem to have spilled out.

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    1. Rozzie, I will say the same about my partner of 38 years, but then I did post a photo of a hot bloke a couple of days ago. Yes, we should think positively. You are of Scottish heritage? I love Scottish language, high and low.

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  12. How old is the Hilton baggage these days?
    I fear she is cradle snatching, he looks far too young to have even seen her first trite tv series.
    I do loves me the Markle Sparkle Harry has claimed, it stops the palace going the beige n boring route.

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    1. Jayne, well I wonder. The internet bible of all truth says she was born in '81, so 36. Do you believe that? Zylker is four years younger.

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  13. No doubt she will play with him for a while, maybe knock a baby out of him, then find something better. What's the betting she paid for her own ring!

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    1. Cro, while not your thing, I would certainly play with him. Yes, she probably did pay for the ring.

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  14. Zylka, mother's maiden name, was Czech, Slovak or Ukrainian. No wonder Chris is good looking, intelligent and rugged :)

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    1. Hels, rugged under all the makeup. Yes, I did discover he uses his mother's maiden name. Now I could tell you a thing or two about Eastern European blokes, but that would be too much here.

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    2. I am a bit biased perhaps, given my beloved is Czech. But note one drawback - Czechs and Slovaks are often so pale, summer is not a time for bare chests :(

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    3. Hels, I don't mind pale if the skin is good and not too hairy.

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  15. I agree he is rather nice looking, definitely some Scandinavian background there. I hope he has brains to go with the looks and isn't just a pretty toy for Paris Hilton.

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    1. River, do you think his brain matters much to Paris? A real cynic would say that is exactly what he is, a toy for Paris to play with for a bit. While not a traditional way to think about marriage, is that so wrong?

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    2. Maybe not to Paris, but hope he has brains enough to realise what is happening if she is just playing, so if the possibly inevitable happens, he can start over, I'm not sure I'm making sense so I'll stop there.

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  16. A model maybe? His face looks familiar. Good luck to them!

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    1. Sami, he is an actor, so maybe you have seen him. He has not been in anything I have seen or recognise.

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  17. I wondered what had happened to PH, don't hear much about here these days. I don't know Andrew, I think I prefer the more rugged, intellectual type, he looks like he spends far too much time in the gym 😀😀

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    1. Perth, he may have a good brain. We will see what she writes him a cheque when they divorce. He looks a bit rugged with his shirt off.

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