He is 195cm tall and weighs 95kg and not an unattractive man. Now if all things are in proportion, and the bulge indicates that this is so........well, my eyes are watering at the very thought, and of course you know what voracious appetites black men have, such is the stereotype.
Well, that is all very well, until a doorkeeper at a club doesn't recognise him and refuses him entry because he does not meet the club's 'dress code', which is what they say when they don't want blacks, Asians or Indians in a club.
Most overseas non Australians think that Australia is a racist country but maybe this happens in other countries too? I read somewhere that white men are not particularly welcome in Japanese gay bars. Bars in Japan are small, so perhaps we take up too much space.
It is quite disgraceful really, but my advice to you Usain is either visit a club with other people of note in the media, or call ahead. Sad that it is like that and you should not have to follow my advice, and if you don't and there is an issue, you can quite rightly go public and shame Australia.
PS Usain, sorry about our weather.