This morning when I woke in our sydney hotel room, I listened to the 6am radio news, 'Read by John Logan'. What, I thought? Is it the weekend? No, can't be as even Melbourne's early morning weekend news is a local presentation. Why is the national news reader reading local news? Ah, he must read local sydney news and national news. Relax young Andrew. Nowt to stress about. Indeed not. I forgot about it.
We had quite a day but we were back at the hotel for the 7pm tv news, 'read by Juanita Phillips'. Ah, ABC Sydney local news has tech problems and the tv news is a national broadcast. No again. She is reading local Sydney news.
I know that voice. It is Linda Mottram reporting for AM. But wait. It is 930. AM finishes at 830. Ah, she hosts a local radio programme.
Our national broadcaster is really doing my head in.