I like banjo jokes, such as 'What is the difference between an onion and a banjo?' 'You don't cry when you cut up a banjo'.
What is wrong with banjos anyway? I know full well what is wrong with bagpipes. They play something that approximates music, almost, vaguely.
This joke amused me all day. 'What is the difference between a trampoline and Scottish bagpipes?' 'You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline'.
Ok, you aren't laughing. Back to the banjo then? No? How about a lawyer joke then?
What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
It is 11pm. You expect a quality post at this hour?