Saturday, August 31, 2013

Your vote is important

It is that time of the year again when I am called on to cast my final vote in the Australian Rules Football Gay Footy sexiest player competition, and I need your help. Many have been eliminated and we are down to four, with the most popular of the below winning.

You may use your bias towards one team or another or your dislike for that matter. I don't know which team they play for, so I am totally unbiased. Actually, by the names on their jumpers they all seem to play for various commercial entities.

This is Shaun Hampson. Good hair, nice lips and by his neck, he is of a solid build.
 

Angus Monfries. He looks a bit more slender. His hair has potential in that it very thick and a lot could be done with it. The moustache may not have been a good idea.


Marc Murphy. He even looks Irish. He looks like he would play in the rover position to me. Is that still a position on the field?

And finally, Josh Thomas. R's choice. He looks a bit goofy but cute. He has a very modern hair style which is not to say I like it.

Now I am not going to make my choice solely on these photos as I will look at some other photos of them. Bare topped would be a bonus, speedos most excellent. Later: After looking at some other photos, I am very inclined towards Angus. My Scottish heritage has nothing to do with it.

25 comments:

  1. I really think a full assessment requires images of them in their shorts (front and back preferably) but working with what you have provided my vote is for Shaun Hampson (only just though, because I baulk at Shaun rather than Sean).

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    1. Victor, I too baulked at the spelling of his name, now I know better. I did not when I was younger.

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  2. I like men to look as if they are Oxford academics, strolling into book shops in blazers and turtle-necks, with a skinny scarf thrown casually over the shoulder. Bohemian and arty would be good, but not quirky, not hopelessly young and not cheeky.

    So Shaun Hampson

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    1. Works well in my mind Hels, but Oxford might be a bit boring and focused and Bohemian and arty will probably be hard work. But both work well enough in my head.

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  3. That last guy looks 12!!!
    I still vote for Zaharakis. Though I have a big soft spot for the mad haired Kommer!

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    1. Fen, your choice clearly does not match gay men's. Zaccar is quite hot. I will have to google Kommer.

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    2. Hmmm probably because I am no gay man!
      Kommzi is a funny looking boy, not sure what I see in him. He makes me laugh via instagram, I think that's why.

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    3. He is remarkedly invisible on the interweb Fen.

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  4. Mate but what about Tintin and Budgie Smuggler? Are you going for that voting as well?

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    1. Michael, I will do my democratic duty, but neither excite me. I may vote for the sex party. Legalised drugs would solve a lot of community crime.

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  5. Thank goodness for those logos! Chocolate is not without its appeal, but a cleaning service has more.

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    1. I think I have your choice FC. Interesting recently learn you know about blokes. Never mind. We all make mistakes.

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  6. MARS v Hyundai in the semis ha haaaaaa
    Hels dreamboat man would probably reek of pipe smoke and read in bed too long.
    I'm so clever I know there is no 'ideal' man.
    Josh looks pretty cute, but as Fen said 'about 12' and his hairdo is that "hamster in a hurricane' look.

    vote Josh.

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    1. Ann, quite true about Hels' choice, but I'd reckon you'd go for Bohemian and arty. Oh, you did.

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  7. Can I vote for individual parts? Josh Thomas's eyes, Angus Monfries hair, Shaun Hampson's body.
    No?
    Okay, Angus Monfries.

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    1. River, you googled Shaun's body pic? You are a disgrace. What would your children think.

      I do like your idea of a composite.

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    2. No googling happened, I just based my thoughts on the pic you have here.

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  8. Can I vote for the English in Oz RL player who recently sexted his (cough) best bits to a fan? He's one of 4 brothers playing in a RL game for a Sydney side this weekend I believe.
    No? Oh well then Angus because of his pedigree and name but lose the moustache.
    But Marc is calling out to me (as if).

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  9. Craig, you are a step ahead of me. I am from Melbourne and we rather hold our noses when there is talk of RL. Thuggery can be good in a certain context. You must be talking about that I emailed Victor about, and Victor already knew. He is quite hot, but I didn't know about brothers.

    As for Marc, I am a bit of a sucker for the crack of the Irish.

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    1. Similar here. South for RU. North for RL. Yes all four brothers are equally hot. I recall that the photogenic one is one of a twin. No prizes for guessing how the un photographed one is endowed.
      I have always preferred RU but lately RU is winning me over. A bit faster and the short shorts don't hurt.

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    2. Craig, RU and RL are for Sydney. In Melbourne we play our own game, AFL, and we despise any form of rugby. We like our men tall and with necks.

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    1. Hels, voting does not close until mid September. I will try to remember to post a result.

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  11. Mars bar is my choice Andrew, very cute kissable lips :))

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    1. Very kissable Grace, for sure.

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