The Archibald prize for portrait art is well respected and earns the artist much cred and some money, but I find the paintings a bit boring. Here is the winning portrait from 2012. No idea who it is supposed to be.
It seems it has died now, but Melbourne used to have Itchy Balls art prize. The Museum of Particularly Bad Art web site has not been updated since 2010. Gosh, when searching for it, I came across my own post from 2006.
But here is an art prize that has not caught my attention before, the Bald Archy. There are some great works there. I will get to this year's winner at the end but here are a few entries from years past, winners and this year's losers.
Bart Cummings is quite old and a horse racing trainer.
The Danish royal family, with our Mary.
Bert was a winner. He is/was an omnipresent media personality and bald as a badger but always wore a piece before he had a hair transplant. He does not take himself too seriously.
Leader of our Federal Opposition in the pan.
Leader of our Government, also in the pan.
Julian Assange. I have just watched the telemovie about his early years and it was surprisingly good and very interesting if you are a nerdy type and interested in the early days of computers and know what a Commodore 64 is.
I love this one of our Julia, the Prime Minister of Australia. "I'll get that Rudd/Abbott, by hook or by crook."
This year's Bald Archy winning portrait, mining magnate Gina Rinehart with her daughter Giana who is the only child of hers who she is still on speaking terms with. It references a European work of a couple centuries ago. Ever so clever. I love it.