I don't know why my father was buried in Nathalia Cemetery. I think he and Step Mother used to shop in Nathalia but it was half an hour away from where they lived. The cemetery is a nice enough place with views over fields (very useful for the dead) and bordered on one side by a creek, Broken Creek that is, and broken its banks it has and the area is flooded with a peak not expected until Thursday.
I hope my Daddy is not floating around the paddocks of Nathalia.
"Mr Andrew, it is about your father. Apparently he lost some weight after his death and due to insufficient weight in the coffin, the flood waters have freed it and he is now headed for the Murray."