Sunday, December 13, 2009

Monday Humour, The Pole Dancer

Ok, it is Sunday. I started a Monday Humour regular post a couple of months ago. As I said at the time, it will probably be a one off, as it will slip from my vacuous head.

This one is apparently a true story.

For homework, a class in NSW were asked to draw their parents at work.
This is Jessica’s drawing:

Here's the letter the teacher received the next day:

Dear Mrs. Jackson,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Bunnings (an Australian hardware chain store for you foreign types) and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store.
From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in.

Erica Cameron


  1. Anonymous10:09 pm

    That's hilarious!

  2. Anonymous12:51 am

    I just woke up people here on the CCU, haha, laughing muchly.

  3. Shows you mustn't "assume" you know... tee hee

  4. Lotsa poledancers blog - Glamourpuss is a friend, and all the links at her place will lead you to The Other Side Of The Story.

    the story is good though.

  5. Glad you all liked it.


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