Saturday, November 08, 2008

This week's drag name #01

I will probably forget about it next week and there won't be a #02, but I heard one vaguely amusing one today, Concertina Bush. I think it is some sort of combo of Condy Rice and Bush and was uttered by a high achieving Australian indigenous person. Should there be more caps in the personal reference?

Just be glad I have stopped using the b, vowel, vowel, consonant, consonant word. That word certainly had an effect though, and I would never have used if I thought there was any chance any indigenous person would be reading, or would read my blog. I was probably wrong. Even foul mouthed Andy never goes that far.

Well known around Melbourne town are Magnolia Thunderpussy and Lucy Loosebox. Add some in the comments if you know of any.


  1. Anonymous12:08 am


    I can't say I know of any drag queens, but it sounds like a fun game to come up with names for them - pretty similar to coming up with Bond girl names by the sounds of it.

  2. Anonymous2:48 pm

    I'm hopelessly lost, Andrew. Help me.

  3. A lot of effort must go into thinking of them TDW.

    Best to stay that way Reuben. Btw, you weren't among the crew making a zombie movie at QV today?

  4. I only ever used the word affectionately Andy.

  5. oh I love Lucy Loosebox!

    Leaving out all the names with Amanda ....

    Zsa Zsa Lahore
    Anna Waywego
    Blanche Debris
    Rhoda Lott
    Carmen Dioxide
    Barb Dwyer
    and my favorite:

    Tulip-Sonia Cox.

  6. oh and here's one for RVB

    Hope Lesley Tuck.

    bwah haHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Copyright Bwca 2008

  7. ... and my cousin
    Cath O'Licksuck

  8. I don't care what andy b is going to say about this, but

    I love drag names. They're just like Bond names, only slightly more porno. They often make you think, especially ones with references to other people or events or even the context.

  9. Don't think I have heard any of those Ann. Ta. I will have to think about Hope Lesley Tuck and Cath O'Licksuck in the cold hard light of day.

    As TDW already mentioned it Rob, and now you too, I must focus on Bond names.

  10. Anonymous12:50 pm

    No...that wasn't me. I was chained to my study, procuring binomial probability distributions out of thin air.