Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Crash bang

I saw the aftermath of five car accidents today. I think that might be a personal best for me. While I never leave my work postion normally, there must be something in the air as yesterday I advised someone who reversed into a parked car for no apparent reason, that it was time for him to give up driving. The same day I told a taxi driver that he will be in the coroner's court if he continues to bump into school boys at speed who are getting off a tram. Today I told a woman that making people who have have left a tram leap back onto the tram to avoid her hitting them meant that she ought not have a driving license. I told my workmate that she seemed to be Mauritian, as was he and he offered to abuse her in Mauritian.

Advice to self, stay in work postition until January 2nd.

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