Or as our friends across the pacific call them, cell phones. I have once, years ago, been guilty of using a mobile while in the control of a vehicle. I have since realised that I cannot drive properly and talk on a mobile. I recognise that possibly some people can, but most cannot and if you people out there persist so brazenly and so carelessly, I will be forced to make a visit to my local arms dealer and purchace a kalashnikov and shoot you. You are warned.