What kind of nonsense writing is this? Karl Stefanovic is a popular television presenter but how do you dupe paps in vain? I have no idea what this is about and no interest since a supposedly professional media organisation wrote such tripe.
Karl Stefanovic fiance's attempts to dupe paps in vain.
The problematic African immigrants were at it again, just like problematic white 4th generation Australians were up to even worse behaviour near where my sister lives on The Bellarine last weekend when police were assaulted. But really, the pedestrian obtained serious leg injuries? It is technically correct I suppose, but ugly ugly English and to be only expected to be written by someone whose first language is not English and they are not English perfect. I am not a fiend about writing correctly. I hardly could be because I often get things wrong, but then I am am not a paid professional writer or journalist. It doesn't take a total rewrite. The pedestrian suffered serious leg injuries would do quite nicely. This from a newspaper I pay $25 a month to read.
The incident was complicated by a vehicle crashing into parked cars and then hitting a pedestrian in the same area as the brawlers. The pedestrian obtained seriously leg injuries and was taken to hospital.
It reminds me of what was written in a Fijian newspaper, where a pedestrian was accidently bumped by a motor car and died the next the day from the injuries.
Hang on, it gets worse. Complicated by a vehicle crashing into parked cars and then hitting a pedestrian in the same area as the brawlers. So the car hit the pedestrian in the same spot on the body as the brawlers hit the other victims?
I am tired. I am grumpy. I am sick of work. I am sick of Mother's manipulative behaviour. I am tired of being oldest son and the responsibility. I think Mother's neighbour has sent Mother a Fencing Notice, which Mother immediately Express Posted whatever it is to me. I will send it express post back to her on Thursday with R when he visits.
Let me end on a happier note, the internment in a wall of our Late Friend's ashes. I could not go as I had to work. R went. R was chatting about this and that with our super rich acquaintance from Beacon Cover and his Indonesian partner. It turned out the Indonesian partner nursed the late and great Mirka Mora to her last days. He had no idea who she was but said she was just lovely and though suffering mild dementia, was also great fun.
Hopefully Moaning Minnie Me will vanish for a time from tomorrow.
C'mon, make me laugh. What is dupe paps about? I would guess it is not about pap smears.