Friday, April 06, 2018

The male ache

As the majority of my readers are female, they may not know about a serious male problem, known by a couple of names, one being blue balls and the other, well I forget, but let us call it the unrequited passion of love.

The cause is prolonged sexual arousal without release. It is horrible. It manifests itself as a pain deep in the male guts that comes from the testicles. The trouble is that men can become very aroused just by walking along the street and seeing women or men and thinking about having sex with them. Men think about sex way too much for their own good. You think your man doesn't? Don't be mistaken, don't be misled, your bloke thinks about sex, way too much for his head.

Ideally a bit of jiggity jig or rumpy pumpy will cure the problem but a hand held  release also gives a  cure or time will take care of the problem in the manner of pubescent lads. Ok, it is nothing like the pain of childbirth, perhaps just 90%.





8 comments:

  1. And this female will never know either pain.

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  2. Never mind they may fall off one day.
    Merle.........

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    1. No no Merle. I rather like them, and those of others.

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  3. Not the kind of thing that ever crosses my mind. Not since getting divorced anyway.

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    1. Seriously River, it is quite unpleasant, but ok, not even close to the level of childbirth.

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  4. I had a man try to get me in bed by saying it was medically necessary for him. He was suffering I could tell. Blue Balls. I suggested a neuter might help. I know that was crass. The come on was a clever one and for that he received points.

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