So, what about this. More money than sense? It would be a bit of fun, I told R. Tech nightmare perhaps, he replied. Setting it up keeps your brain active and may delay alzheimer's , was my retort.
"Ok Google, has the train track collapsed in storms again in Dawlish, England?" "Ok Google, what is the temperature here." "Ok Google, is President Trumpet a madman?" "Ok Google, is Kim Jong Un cute?" Ok Google, am I a hot and a really handsome bloke". "Ok Google, is the world fucked?" Ok Google, play my favourite song this week." Queue Billy Idol, White Wedding.
Has anyone seen The Addams Family 'Thing' for sale on eBay? I think Thing would be more useful. He could present me with a lit Benson and Hedges, a large glass of Tullamore Dew, some heavily salted peanuts and a cute kitten to play with.