Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Erotic Dream XX post

I used to post some quite risque posts, but I haven't much of late. I think there is something somewhere on my blog about not adding me as a friend, because there is always a danger of me posting something like below.

I am not much of one for dreams and rarely remember them if I have them, and of course if I don't remember them, I haven't had them, but I probably have.

But just as the alarm went off one morning, I was in the middle of a very erotic dream. He was faceless but nice looking, maybe 35 years old. He was wearing tight black skinny jeans, but I can remember no more about him except his hair was dark, curly and foppish. I am not sure where we were, but it was a packed place and we were crammed together, probably on public transport.

Did I detect he ever so slightly pressed against me in a way that suggested he might be interested in an assignation (I would have said hook up if I thought I had any young readers). I responded, also ever so slightly in case I was wrong. I wasn't wrong and he pressed back hard. We're on! And it was hot, steaming hot. The arousal levels were 100% plus. I remember that much but not much more.

Sadly the alarm woke me before we did anything but my very last memory is of seeing, to use a trash novel expression, his rampant member. It was a monster and he was obviously not Moslem, Jewish or old time Anglo Australian.

That damned alarm clock!

22 comments:

  1. Darn, an alarm clock will always spoil the best of dreams. Greetings to you!

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    1. Blogoratti, certainly you are correct for this one.

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  2. So not fair. I tend to dream in conversations rather than images. I have obviously been robbed, as you were by the intrusive alarm.

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    1. EC, that is a shame. I don't think I hear voices in my dreams. I am asleep, so I am not really sure.

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  3. I remember once having a dream about a young guy that worked for me, and he also had a "rampant member" in my dream. I could hardly look him in the eye for weeks afterward!

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    1. Jennifer, that's hilarious. I think I would be looking at him with somewhat more interest.

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  4. Anonymous8:28 am

    Why not try a smart phone that vibrates? - Ian replied with his tongue planted firmly in his cheeks.

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    1. Ian, don't encourage me.

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  5. Sounds like you are in your second childhood.

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    1. Cathy, I briefly felt like I was.

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  6. I recently (a few months ago) had a very erotic dream that involved a 'mature' lady. She had amazingly soft skin and a haunting perfume. I continued to smell her perfume for days after!

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    1. Cro, can't smells be so memorable, though I can't say dream smells are for me.

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  7. Dreams are tricky buggers, even pleasant dreams. Freud was wrong about a lot of things but he understood dreams.

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    1. Hels, you think Freud did? I am not so sure.

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  8. Is this what guys call a wet dream? I see a handsome hunk in black skinny jeans with a rampant member somewhere in your future. (lol) Hugs...RO

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    1. RO, literally no. A wet dream is...........ah, productive. Had I been thirty years younger and the alarm had not gone off, it could well have become a wet dream.

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  9. That sounds more exciting than my toilet dreams. Always looking for a toilet but can't find a suitable one. They are too dirty, too high, no door, or some reason for me not to be able to use one. I like the alarm going off in those dreams.

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    1. I can't disagree with you Diane. I think my dream was better, even if inconclusive. I think I have a reality nightmare toilet story to tell. I will write the headline now to remind me to write it.

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  10. Laughing 😀😀😀 so enjoyed reading your readers comments on this one Andrew, hilarious! Ian's suggestion was the best, the vibration could have moved it along to the wet part of the dream that RO mentioned 😀😀😀

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    1. Oh Grace, I once imagined you were so prim and proper.

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  11. Well Andrew, I very much enjoyed this post and now I've paused wondering what to write next and I'm not sure what to say!

    Now I'm blushing at my MacBook.

    Let me say that I have enjoyed dreams of similar situations. We may be more alike than I imagined. And I'm not going to write anything more because my current thoughts are all R rated. 😳

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    1. Victor, we can never know what is in the mind of someone we pass on the street. Humans are ever fascinating animals.

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