This may bring a smile to your Saturday night faces. R has been dealing with various matters with his superannuation company. Annually he must inform them about me and my status in his life. For some reason my name was changed from Andrew to a woman's name, and this is extra funny if you know my other given name.
One name I was given when I did drag about three times in the eighties was Blanche, after Blanche in The Golden Girls, perhaps based more on my behaviour than anything else. The other name was Beulah, and guess what name appeared on R's superannuation document, yep, Beulah, and apparently me being Beulah also makes me Jewish.