This is a post going nowhere. Clearing up.
They may be very nice towns, but the name puts me off. This has been compiled over some time as I hear town names.
Let me start with the newish Melbourne suburb called Doreen. I associated it with a frumpy, stupid, niave Australian country girl from the 1920s.Was there a Doreen in the Dad and Dave movies?
England now, Scunthorpe and Skegness. The sk/c sound must be the problem.
Bogside in Ireland.