I know you are quite stressed, nervous and not really looking forward to your holiday, which is odd really as I know how much you hate work and will pleased to be away from work. Please believe me when I tell you once it is underway, you will enjoy yourself.
You have planned, prepared and catered for every eventuality, but it is the eventuality that you have not foreseen that worries you most. Please do remember to load some things on to your partner too. As you are prone to wrongly think, it is not all about you and you are not responsible for everything.
It is nearly all organised and paid for with only very minor details to sort. All you have to do is be at Melbourne Airport at the appropriate time, with you passport, etickets, vouchers, a change of clothes and it will all just happen. The rest doesn't really matter so stop worrying. Yes, you know full well there will be taxis on St Kilda Road at 5am to get you to the airport. You have seen them often enough. For goodness sake Andrew.
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