R doesn't break me up too often, but he did as we were perusing fine food in David Jones. We looked at all the jams, teas, coffees, marmalades, mustards, Indian pastes and English relishes. There is even an area for American food.
Nearly everything we looked at seemed to be priced at $14. It is not a place to do your daily shopping. Nevertheless, it was a very busy place.
We were weighing up the prices of Fortnum and Masons fine peel cut breakfast marmalade as against Harrods breakfast marmalade.
We bought neither, but R clearly expressed his opinion. "I don't think I want the Arab jam". Ok, you probably had to be there at the time but it was funny. R is in a period of low moods so it was nice to have a bit of a laugh.