There is a chap at work, a tall older bloke. I noticed the other day that he has a dandruff problem. Dandruff is also known as scurf. I like the word scurf. It sounds much filthier.
Around the collar and shoulders of his jacket is a greasy looking ring of scurf. How can someone be so unaware of their personal appearance?
There are very effective treatments for dandruff but even if you don't use them, how can you not notice the ring of greasy white sitting on your collar? Why, when you hang your jacket up after work, would you not notice it? Surely you would brush it off if you noticed it. Lordy, do we go down the old widower who can't care for himself road?
I hate dirty people.