Thursday, August 30, 2012

It's all about the Brand

There is not much I don't get in life. I am tolerant and embracing kind a guy. I usually get people too. But I am suffering, and have for some time, over why women have such an attraction towards Russell Brand. I have certainly never heard of any gay man finding him attractive or hot. I suppose his teeth are nice enough and he does wear eyeliner, so that makes him a bit interesting. But otherwise??? He has a unique and fashionable dress style. But???

Now I hear via Pants, that he is going out with Geri Halliwell, of the Spice Girls. I have heard him described as a short and hairy arsed wog. I would not possibly describe him in such intemperate language. I'll just suggest that he either has a massive schlong or his techniques of seduction and love making are superb. As an infamous Australian once said, please explain?

17 comments:

  1. oh HR, I would have his babies yes indeed. love him.
    it's about vulnerability.
    First, he loves his mum dearly and she deserves it.
    He is clever and funny and bad.
    Definitely in touch with his feminine side. he survived being the fat kid in junior school, survived heroin, and survived all that radio rubbish about the slack moll who is the grand-daughter of Andrew*Sachs. He is very loyal to his old friends.
    He is of course, an obsessive personality type. When KPerry failed him, he transferred his obsession to yoga, which is easy in Los Angeles California.
    I didn't know about Geri Halliwell, who has been around as much as he has, and certainly has the same amount of money. I hope they last.

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  2. Short? he is 6ft 1 inch or 1.85
    and he looks like Jackie K O. I'd turn gay for her, and any way for him.

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  3. He's a bore, fanny rag, a meathead.

    Old slut's lapdog.

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  4. I don't fancy him, but I enjoy him a lot!

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  5. He's quite tall and lanky and I've met him and he was lovely. I still listen to his podcasts from 5 - 7 years ago, they are quite often pure genius. I wouldn't sleep with him however.

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  6. oh and Marshall, he's been doing yoga for years and years, I think his newest outlet is getting tattoos! He always did have an electric frisson with Geri.

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  7. gosh Fenster I am impressed and envious. pyrenees@gmail and pls tell me all about him. x x

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  8. ha ha Ann there's not much to tell as I was all giddy in his presence, but he said hello to me despite me being stupified!

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  9. Em Stacks, I have a recollection of the Sachs grand daughter business. You have made him sound better.

    Ann, not short, but I reckon the other stands.

    RH, I haven't quite picked whether you like him or not. Care to clarify?

    Grace, I have heard half the way to seduction is making a lass laugh.

    Fen, it was you. I knew someone in the murky past saw him and liked him and it was someone who's opinion I respected. Wouldn't sleep with him? Don't talk shite.

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  10. Miz panz is in her second childhood, or maybe her third. My guess is she gave up the old in-and-out many moons ago. Golly me, can't be much fun being Doris Day in Hicksville.

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  11. Lasses laughed when they saw my little doodle, nothing I'd said was as funny.

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  12. I can't think of anything about him that I find attractive. Apparently he has a massive sex drive. I suppose that would make him attractive to some.

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  13. It would Victor. What a stud! What if he was a woman. I can see how he would be pilloried if he was.

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  14. LOL, no shite talking here. I honestly wouldn't sleep with a guy such as Russell Brand. Cross my heart!

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  15. I would Fen, just out of curiosity.

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  16. He has the dark hair I prefer, and I do like longer hair on men, but it needs a good combing, and his teeth are very nice, but I don't feel any attraction there. Maybe it's the caveman eyebrows that draw the women.

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  17. River, the eyebrows appear to be slightly darkened, compared to his beard. I guess there is a caveman, throw you over the shoulder, look to him.

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