I was thinking of changing football teams from ??? to North Melbourne.
The guy is Andrew Swallow and the absolutely filthy R immediately asked when I mentioned him,
'And does he?'. (you may have to think about that)
'Not a chance, he is married', I replied.
But now I am not so sure. Maybe Essendon might be a better choice. You should have seen Dyson Heppell tonight on the tv. He was wearing a slinky form fitting grey football top and as for his shorts, to misquote Patsy, 'buns so tight, they would bounce off the wall'.
I will ask the Essendon supporting Bone Doctor about the Essendon Football Club. She will answer with, 'Ok, who is he?'