She's a cumming

Excitement is building in the colony with approaching visit of Phil the Greek and Betty Battenberg. They are taking a cruise on the Brisbane River. They will ride on a Melbourne tram. They will catch a ferry to Manly in Sydney. They aren't visiting Sydney, haha. But yet, they will see some of Canberra.

In Perth before CHOGM they are going to a barbecue. Liz's loyal subjects (well this one) are unsure if she has her own teeth or not, so best not to serve her a T bone. Better stick with the home made rissoles made with cheap minced beef. The cheap mince is full of fat and so the rissoles taste much better. I think Safeway Woolworths plain thin sausages are rather good. Throw a few of those on the barbe and douse them liberally in White Crow tomato sauce. Our Betty has German ancestry too so I expect she likes cabbage. Whip up a coleslaw for the barbe, and I expect Phil the Greek would like a Greek salad.

She is supposed to leave Australia a couple of days before the famous Melbourne Cup horse racing meeting. But I know she likes the gee gees, so if you are attending the Cup, be on the look out for a woman in a hat and wearing gloves and dark glasses. This is a woman who takes her horses very seriously and she does not like to lose.