I has high pressure and environmentally irresponsible water wasting shower, with hot hot water blasting at me that does not run out.
I has replaced the disturbing roar of jet planes taking off with the soothing rumble of passing trams.
I has a proper big computer with fast internet.
I has big tv screen and ABC Melbourne radio.
I has place that does not need heating overnight.
I has a tap that propels soft and odourless water to fill my water bottle.
I did has a great holiday, but
I is always happy to get home.