After our family easter visit to Sister's, she warned ABI Brother. Next time you visit ABI Brother, you must put the toilet seat down. Don't all males like to leave a dyke's toilet seat in the upright position?
Well Sister, you might not have noticed, but we always put the seat down and the lid. Perhaps you you could put the our lids down when you visit us?
Do as you find in other people's houses is not a bad thing to do. The exception is if they have the toilet paper hanging around the wrong way. This should always be corrected quick smart. The first person who comments that toilet paper can hang either way will get a slapping.