I never get out, Mother complained, and asked if we would could lunch at her local McDonald's, known by Little Jo as Nanny's Restaurant. Hmm, she must be over pies from the Great Aussie Bakery. She must be over salad rolls, no meat, from the Vietnamese bakery.
Being the caring and generous son that I am, I am going to take my mum out for a really special lunch. We shall go to the McDonalds at Narre Warren South on the Pakenham bypass freeway.
Should you be in your dotage, don't you wish you had a son like me to take you out for that extra special outing?