The Herald Sun tabloid newspaper is a fine and accurate record of Melbourne's news, as long as you like your news with a particular slant.
But what a beat up this is. Beat up by Metro too. The Darwin principle applies and there should only be minimal delay to the service. It is not a complex murder investigation.
In Africa, South America and the sub continent, people regularly ride on train roofs as passengers. Better that our Metro train operators concentrate on signals which seem to fail so often, rather than those who are silly enough to ride on train roofs and harm no one except themselves on the very odd occasion. Of course they still need to pay their fare.