Monday, December 06, 2010

Stairway is not to heaven

I was thinking about our lifts today, because someone else recently wrote about their workplace lifts. I only really have one complaint about ours.

But some waffle before I say what it is. One of our lifts, and I have never ascertained if it is set for one or just random, sits at the ground and the other half way up when things are quiet so that neither lift is never too far away. A building this size should have three lifts, not two. If someone is moving in or out, or a cleaner is cleaning one, there is only one lift operating. Only one lift working can mean a decent wait, but on the plus side, it can be very social having people in a lift where normally you would do a quick get away.

Internally and externally, one lift does not show the unlucky Chinese number 4 but just blank. Pointless when the other one does. Would Chinese residents here really miss a lift because it was the one who showed 4? Mind you, no one with visible Chinese heritage lives on the forth floor, or ever has. The floor seems to be seems to favoured by Indian renters. Generally, renters live on lower floors and owner occupiers on the higher floors. One resident said to me one day, anything above 10 is respectable. It is kinda like that.

At the ground floor the lifts give a good amount of time to enter or exit, but still not enough time for Mother. She is always is so slow to react and busy talking, so the doors start to close on her and she panics. If only she would just enter the lift immediately when the doors open and exit when they open. Funnily, on other floors, one lift gives a minimal amount of time to enter or exit and the other a bit more. Regardless, we both nearly always hit the door close button, which responds immediately.

But yes, the problem. It is not unknown for someone to hold a lift. After maybe sixty seconds, the lift becomes unhappy and an alarm sounds and slowly but quite forcefully tries to close the doors. You can still physically hold it back though. Now, if someone on another floor has requested a lift and the one being held is the appropriate nearby one, then the other won't be sent. Well, it does eventually, after about five minutes. It doesn't happen often, but when you calculate your time to get to work carefully, it can make a big difference. I have done the stairs, but there is an awful lot of them.

So, developers, apartment highrise buildings, even short ones, need three lifts. One will often be out of service for moving or maintenance or other reasons.

3 comments:

  1. A, it shows you have too much time on your hands. When you start rambling about lifts and closing or opening doors.

    When can your colleagues see your smiling face again on the workfloor? And do you need a elevator to get there?!

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  2. Anonymous4:18 pm

    I am with you on this Andrew - minimum should be three lifts. The third should be a compulsory larger goods lift to allow moving of furniture etc into and out of highrise buildings.

    And whilst I am at it each unit should have two carspaces allocated to them and ample visitor parking.

    I am on a roll here, each unit should also have a inderground lockable storage space/cage.

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  3. I've been back at work for weeks Peter. I use a well worn concrete step to enter my workplace, the building being over one hundred years old. Ok, that doesn't mean much to you, but here it is significant.

    Yes to the the first and last Anon, but visitor parking usually ends up getting used by residents unless it is very strictly monitored and policed.

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