Oh dear, Mother is in one of those quality magazines again. Not That's Life this time. No, more upmarket, Take 5, and twice no less. Not the best photo of her at all.
She had left a cryptic message on the answer machine that we should go and buy a copy for a laugh. One newsagent, sold out, second sold out, two supermarkets, sold out. Finally a tattslotto shop that sold magazines, second last copy.
Hmm, I see she earnt $100 for her efforts. She can now pay me back some money, ho hum. Perhaps I should encourage her media endeavours.