R's expenditure on Melbourne Cup day, work sweep, $5, barbecue sweep, $10, TAB $30. Incoming from TAB $77.20 . Profit $32.20. Gambling is a great idea. Everyone should do it.
My expenditure, work sweep $5, barbecue sweep, $10, TAB, $20. Incoming from TAB $7.30. Loss $27.70. Gambling is evil and wicked and a waste of money.