I am sure we all relieved to hear Timmy has safely returned, sadly without finding any water for his brand spanking new pipeline (put a little c on your jokes Jayne). As Uncle Matthew said in Love in a Cold Climate, damn blue jaw.
I notice his personal grooming is quite good though. No spider legs hanging from his nose, not bushes growing from his ears, although I wouldn't mind fifteen minutes with tweezers to work on his eye brows.
Now, will Channel 7's allegations about a mysterious heat seeking plane locating him last night have any legs? Was a call made to Barack to send one of those fancy heat seeking thingies to find a Minister of Her Majesty's State Government?
We shall see. While we may moan on about the cost of finding him, imagine what a State Funeral for a sitting Minister would cost. Imagine the reams of newspaper print, the activity in the cyber world, the tv and radio coverage. All said, I am genuinely pleased he is ok. Now Tim, what about our water???
Photo from The Age.