If Andy can post a weekly joke, usually a piss weak one at that, maybe I should too. I will select the best of what arrives from friends during the week. Let me see how long I stick at this. I have re-written this one to make it shorter.
Fanny Greene was well known about town. Even the Vicar had heard of her and her significant reputation. One Sunday she decided to attend the Vicar's church service. She was known to dress as her name, that is in green.
She swanned into church and wriggled her hips all the way down the aisle and sat with a very provocative pose in the front pew. She was resplendent in a revealing green dress and a matching handbag and shoes.
The Vicar nudged the altar boy and said to him, "Is that Fanny Greene?"
"No", the altar boy replied, "I think it is just a reflection from her shoes".