Why have all these suds percolated up in the bathroom floor drain? Well, R was washing his wig. Before your imagination goes wild, it was a very cheap fun wig he bought to wear to our friend's fiftieth birthday party. He ended up not wearing it.
Mine's one that actually looks like genuine lady-hair... I inherited it from a friend, I think the actual sticker price was closer to having an extra zero on the end, but I'm pretty sure he just ripped it clean off the scalp of a drag queen one night. He's a fast runner so he got away with it.
Who washes a wig? I always send mine back to the wig shop to be cleaned and professionally re-set.
ReplyDeleteAh well, Mutant yours must be an upmarket one then. What? $30 model?
ReplyDeleteMine's one that actually looks like genuine lady-hair... I inherited it from a friend, I think the actual sticker price was closer to having an extra zero on the end, but I'm pretty sure he just ripped it clean off the scalp of a drag queen one night. He's a fast runner so he got away with it.
ReplyDeleteMutant, does it make you look pretty?
ReplyDeleteOf course it does. Everything makes me look pretty!
ReplyDeleteWho will wear it now..hmm? Or perhaps sell it on...God forbid..Ebay schmeebay..lol
ReplyDeleteHe ruined it Cazzie. Just chuck it out I think.
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