Saturday, August 15, 2009

Beside the bed

Does every gay male have a bedside cupboard that they would prefer their mothers not to look into? We used to have two of these, one each side of the bed, but along with all the other antiques, one was sold. Apart from the residents of our highrise, little else is old.

Maybe straight men have such cupboards too? Until they get hitched at least.

Note that it is securely locked against snoopers, especially any Mutantish like snoopers. Wouldn't want him getting all exited.

If you are really wicked, you could suggest what may be in there.

13 comments:

  1. Locked cabinets things of the past it's all gone digital.

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  2. Certainly has Ian. I would be pressed to remember where the key for the lock is.

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  3. Makes my pine bedside drawers look a bit sick.

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  4. You'll be pleased to know that I don't have a bedside cabinet that I'd prefer my mother to stay out of. Instead I have an entire bedroom that's not really fit for my dear mother to explore considering the amount of restraints, leather clothing, lube and toys hidden around the place for 'ease of access'. I'm assuming I'm not alone here though?

    Now, I'm going to have a stab at what's in there that you'd like to shield you mother and I from... I'm going to guess it's a large selection of lady-porn. The kind which could possibly make others think you're straight, something you should definitely keep out of view!

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  5. Anonymous12:59 pm

    Mmm, nice drawers!
    Michael.

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  6. Chips, Dips, Chains and whips? (winks)

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  7. Victor, it is all about the contents.

    Your playroom Mutant? Block and tackle on ceiling? Or just hooks.

    Boom boom Michael.

    Partially right Cazzie :-P

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  8. FWIW - I can confirm that straight women also have such cabinets. Mine's not locked, but I have an agreement with a couple of trusted girlfriends, that in the event of my death/serious misadventure, they are to clear to contents before my mother has a chance to discover it.

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  9. *Snigger at Altissima*. Actually, that was quite sexist of me. Why would not women have a 'cupboard' next to their bed. We too had such an arrangement with someone, but we are no longer in contact. You get to a certain age and it seems to matter less. I can imagine the nieces saying, well Uncle Andrew wasn't always so boring then. A whole side of him we never knew.

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  10. I'm agreeing with Altissima! Not just a funhouse for the boys.

    I have a husband who needs to clear the decks when I cark it. Hopefully we won't be in the same car that day!

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  11. Oh, you are wicked Raelene.

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  12. Anonymous9:50 am

    Have you got a midget locked in your drawers and you have forgotten about him, Andrew?

    I am guessing a large tin of Crisco, a large black dildo, handcuffs, polaroid camera, pink feather boa, porn and R's old dentures......hehehe.

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  13. Maybe one of them Anon.

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