Does every gay male have a bedside cupboard that they would prefer their mothers not to look into? We used to have two of these, one each side of the bed, but along with all the other antiques, one was sold. Apart from the residents of our highrise, little else is old.
Maybe straight men have such cupboards too? Until they get hitched at least.
Note that it is securely locked against snoopers, especially any Mutantish like snoopers. Wouldn't want him getting all exited.
If you are really wicked, you could suggest what may be in there.