Oh dear, our navy is in trouble. Not a sinking ship but just some navy blokes doing what they do.
The blokes have drawn up some sort of score card, that is, how many navy girl chicks they can do the biz with. Ah well, if they can't pull a chick, we all know what they get up to.
Did I hear mention of forced sex? No, don't think so.
Did I hear of rape? Nah.
Did I hear of complaints from female navy gals? Don't think so.
Did I hear of harm to anyone? Not really.
Did I hear of bois being bois? Yep, I think I did.
Did I hear of horny young men? Goes without saying.
Did I hear of something distasteful in my eyes? Yep..............well, no not really. Don't forget I am gay and we have a higher tolerance for such things...........ok, I have set myself up there haven't I?
Watching on tv the competition for blokes scoring by pulling the fattest and ugliest chick was far worse than what these navy dudes were up to.
Media FAIL, jury still out on navy brass.