Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I am incomplete

I feel like an incomplete person because I have never checked to see who Arianna Huffington is. I have never looked at her whatever, called the Huffington Post. I assume it is online. Am I the last person in the world to not know who Arianna Huffington is? She was menioned on tv tonight. I have heard of her for a long time. People I respect know about her. Do I really need to know who she is?

My life feels like it is collapsing around me, and it may well be, but if I find out about Arianna, will the knowledge make me happier or just more cyncial, jaded and disillusioned?

13 comments:

  1. Will we Huffington ignorants be paraded before the village square and put in the stocks?
    I bags the one on the right where the cabbages don't quite reach :P

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  2. blimey, i hope they've got enough stocks for us all!

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  3. she was arianna stassinopoulos before marrying huffington, and an arch right-winger
    and pushy

    Tracy Ullman who mentioned - umm 'slagged-off' ASH tonight, is too clever for words, and in her first TV series, she ran a 5-minute cartoon interlude, which became The Simpsons. Hank Azaria and Julie Kavner and Harry Shearer were all in the skits on her show.
    Before that, she had an english pop video which was punky and amusing.
    check wiki for lapses in my memory.

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  4. "Am I the last person in the world to not know who Arianna Huffington is?"

    No...but I suspect I will be.

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  5. Me neither - I assumed the Huffington Post was some sort of online spoof newspaper like the Onion or something (I've never read that either).

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  6. I haven't a clue; but then again you knew that already.

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  7. I have no idea what the fuck you're on about... there are a lot of words in that post that are totally alien to me:

    Huffington
    Arianna
    Prolapse (wait, is that one in there?)

    Seriously though - what the fuck are you on about... Its times like this my modern-world-isolation programme lets me down.

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  8. I have no idea who she is, so you're now smack-dab ahead of me.

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  9. I am not quite as ignorant as I thought. Tracy Ullman is great.

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  10. I was with Jackie on this one, my World hasn't crumbled yet, lol.

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  11. **"Am I the last person in the world to not know who Arianna Huffington is?"

    No, it's me! :)

    Keshi.

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  12. I haven't the slightest who Arianna Huffington is..!

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  13. Ok, further evidence that I have no need to find out who this person is and not to darken her doorstep. I am missing nothing.

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