This forthcoming easter thingy could be quite depressing. All this banging nails through people's limbs, locking people up behind stones and self flagellation is hardly cheerful stuff, never mind ladies of the night.
How about some humour? Have done this before, even if just for yourself. What is your porn star name? You know, the name of your first pet followed by the name of the first street where you lived.
I fear to reveal mine. Who knows what Lord Sedgwick or Ann O'Dyne might do with it?
Ah well, publish and be damned. Mine would be Joffa Boy Riley.
Have you got a brilliantly sleazy name or a funny one? Ok, however boring it is, do tell.