Thursday, April 09, 2009

Is easter funny?

This forthcoming easter thingy could be quite depressing. All this banging nails through people's limbs, locking people up behind stones and self flagellation is hardly cheerful stuff, never mind ladies of the night.

How about some humour? Have done this before, even if just for yourself. What is your porn star name? You know, the name of your first pet followed by the name of the first street where you lived.

I fear to reveal mine. Who knows what Lord Sedgwick or Ann O'Dyne might do with it?

Ah well, publish and be damned. Mine would be Joffa Boy Riley.

Have you got a brilliantly sleazy name or a funny one? Ok, however boring it is, do tell.

17 comments:

  1. Mine would Paddy Conway...sounds like a third rate country and western singer.

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  2. I reckon if you shortened yours to Joffa Riley or maybe made it Joffa Boy-Riley then it gains some cred.

    Mine is Chip Henderson, which isn't too shabby, however Chip was a communal pet and not really mine, so technically the first pet of my very own was Nisen which makes me sound like a political leader or a Japanese car.

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  3. Lady Gatehouse, but I would rather be Barb Dwyer.

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  4. Mine's "Snowflake Williams". I've always known this formula as giving your Country Singer name. Most seem to work better as country singer than porn.

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  5. Milo Belford. Sounds quite distinguished. Neither porn or country-like at any rate. Sounds more like a novelist. However this makes it rather funny:

    http://uploads.geni.com/people/Milo-Belford/5261840370210111225

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  6. Why do you fear 'Joffa Boy Riley'? It sounds cool to me.

    Mine is Butch West. I know, I know; ironic isn't it!

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  7. Singing American country music with an Irish accent Brian.

    Go with the Chip, Mutant. There has certainly been porn starts with the name Chip.

    Perhaps Lady Gatehouse would be the Madame at the front desk, Ann.

    You seem to be correct Altissima.

    Ah Rob, the dear departed Milo.

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  8. Ah Victor, you have to know the twisted people concerned. Now rather than the west, you live in the east. On the other, no comment.

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  9. he he Sebastian Gamble. How very.

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  10. Mine would be Possum XXXXXXX.
    Coz XXXX just isn't enough :P

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  11. Fluffy Farquhar.

    No, really.

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  12. Very British period drama Fenz.

    An overly camp wrestler I think Jayne.

    And Me, a the wife of a colourful Sydney racing identity who probably 'acts' for free.

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  13. Another "fluffy" here. Fluffy Follett sounds more like vaudeville feather waver than porn star.

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  14. Scampi Clacton. (and no my first pet was not a prawn.... twas a fox terrier).

    Sounds like a medical condition, possible connected with the nether regions, no?

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  15. I am thinking of Jahteh with rabbits ears on bouncing around nekid. The evening can only get better.

    Has to be a British porn star name Ozfemme. Free scampi on the last bus to Clacton.

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  16. My first cat was named after Mandy Rice davis so what can i do???

    Mandy Main Road.... leave it alone...just Mandy Rice davus us good enough

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  17. Mc, lucky you didn't live on Highway 1.

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