Sunday, December 28, 2008
Sad for you str8 blokes
While we had been into town in the morning and done plenty around the highrise over the rest of the day, we thought we needed another outing and so set off for St Kilda Beach in the new motor. Normally we would have caught a tram and saved ourselves the parking hassle, but we didn't. Mistake.
We drove along the beach front and the low fuel warning light came on. Divert to petrol station. Tank must be bit on the small side.
Just as we left the the car after pay parking, a cool change arrived and people started leaving the beach, but there were still plenty of people around.
We strolled along checking out every guy under thirty and many over and I lamented that Speedos seem to have become unfashionable. But still, I was getting very very 'hot and bothered', quite over cum I was, by all the bare topped guys. Bare chests, hairy, smooth, clippered, shaved or waxed, sexy nipples ready to suck and tease, ripped abs, flat stomachs, stomachs with cute bulges, lean backs, tanned or perfect white skin.
It occured to me how sad it is for straight blokes to not be able to see topless women walking around in such an uncouncious fashion as men do.
Best to keep your shirts on around me guys coz I will be thinking about you, what you would be thinking about a constant passing parade of topless girls.