Thursday, July 31, 2008

Sex on holidays Mild XXX

Apart from the already mentioned guy in Singapore and our visit to a gay bar in Blackpool, I felt pretty well sexually dead while overseas. The latter part of our holiday was mostly spent in with R's family in northern England. I had to be on my best behaviour, so I just drank a lot instead. Fitted in with the locals very well did I.

Now that I am past the age of thirty, and even here in Australia, I have realised that a glance in the direction of someone cute no longer works.

There was a hot guy on the tram today when I went to the shops. I was watching him. Lo and behold, coming back from the shops, he boarded my tram at the Alfred Hospital and winked at me. He looked terribly straight and I then realised it was just an involuntary tic........I think.

It could be a hard thing for someone who perhaps used to validate themselves by how many guys they could pick up with just a look, but I am realistic. If I was less than 35, I probably wouldn't be interested in me, unless I knew how good I was at the business!

What I really wish is that I could work out where my desires lie. Do I like a skinny young Asian guys? Do I like a black thug African American guys? Do I like an older white guy who has experience or a cute pretty young white guy? Am I a top or bottom? Am I kinky or am I vanilla? If I am kinky, will people still respect me in the morning? But what about Latin guys.......drool. And thanks to Xtube, I have been forced to see some women in action. I would have never imagined it, but I find them interesting. Of course straight porn is not the real world. As I said to dear Vik in Japan once, straight porn for men is more like a gynacal, ah, gynycol, well that word, examination.

I made no effort to pursue any sex while away, although had I suggested it to R, he would have gone along with a visit to some sex on premises venue or a visit to a bar to pick up but what is the point? Guys are the same the world over. I rarely chase at home, why would I go to the effort overseas. I would rather have a drink, half watch tele and read.

9 comments:

  1. "Do I like a skinny young Asian guys? Do I like a black thug African American guys? Do I like an older white guy who has experience or a cute pretty young white guy?"

    For me, it's more of a case of which female fancies me. Not that it makes any difference either way...Michelle'd rip my testicles off if I ever strayed.

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  2. I'm very naive when it comes to picking up. Although I'm straight, I'm curious as to how gay men do it. Care to elucidate Andrew?

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  3. Get what you can Brian!

    Conventional ways or to give another example, walking along the street, look, try to catch his eyes, look away and quickly look back to see if he is still looking. Pass, turn around and look back to see if he is doing the same. If he is, stop and look at shop window, garden. If he stops too, you're on!

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  4. 'sexually dead' welcome to the 'over the hill' club.

    'straight porn is not the real world' and gay porn is?

    Hughes is lying, look at the way cows follow him everywhere and the rumours about those sheep!

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  5. But the memories are fine Jahteh.

    I reckon gay porn is closer.

    The cows are just doing a recky to inform the bulls, who will arrive the next time he is bent over digging.

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  6. Sounds very idealistic. What if there's, like, a herd of old ladies distracting everyone on the street with their mating calls? What then?

    I'm being silly...and quite possibly should do a post on this.

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  7. It is not idealistic, just pure sexual urges. When gay blokes are on heat and looking, nothing distracts them.

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  8. Rvb, old ladies do not herd, we are solitary and silent hunters.
    Be afraid, be very afraid.

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  9. I'm quivering in my Ug boots, Jahteh. Should I invest in Garlic necklaces?

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