I made it a bit interesting this week, but not in a way that is nice for me or the other person involved. I can't recall feeling so bad about myself since I
I work shift work. If the shift you are allocated does not suit you, such as finishing at 2.30 am, then you can swap your shift with someone who likes a good lie in.
It did not suit me to start at 5.30 am. So I swapped my shift with someone for one that started at a more civilised time and promptly forgot about it. I know how easy it is to forget, so I always make a note of this. But this time I forgot to make a note and went on to swap the same shift with someone else.
The 'office' asked me to please explain and I chose a shift and then had to call the disappointed person and offer a grovelling apology. I deserve worse.
No punishment is worse than my self criticism but I shall ask the not unattractive victim of my shift change debacle to give me a good hard spanking as punishment, or if he is not up to pleasuring me in such a manner, a hard punch to the nose.
Whatcha reckin? I deserve it?
The only reason I can write this is that the victim managed to get a shift that suited him at short notice.
I try to be Mr Perfect, but pretty well fail. Maybe I should wear my incompetent brain and heart on my sleeve more.