I found my funeral/party/wedding/anything trousers right at the very back of everything. I only wear jeans normally and the last time I wore trousers was for my great aunt's funeral a few years ago.
Both pair are black but the pair I prefer were, shall I say, a little snug around the middle. In fact after such an effort to get them done up, as soon as I breathed out, the button flew off and the zipper parted. Is the lord trying to tell me something?
The other pair are quite nicely cut and while they were a little big some years ago, they fit well now. However, I will look the height of fashion with narrow cuffs on the bottoms of the legs and a high waistband. Just call me Harry Highpants. But I am not going to invest money in clothing that is worn once every couple of years unless I have to. Sheesh, some people even wear jeans to funerals.