Sunday, February 24, 2008

Rumours from across the Pacific


He denies it, don't they always, but the US Republican star candidate has been accused of having an affair with a female lobbyist. Shock horror. If true, he may be unelectable.

Rumours have been around for a long time about another presidential candidate who has been known to wear sensible shoes and a rainbow coloured beret.

But the seemingly most popular presidential hopeful may well have been the recipient of a bit of boi on boi oral in the back of a car. Just a rumour of course. I heard it on the internet so it can't be true. However, a dude is undergoing extensive lie detector tests. To my knowledge the rumours haven't been reported here and I wonder if they have in the mainstream media in the US?

But gee, if you wanted a child producing wife as a foil, wouldn't you choose one a bit less dykey looking that the presidential hopefuls wife when she was a teen? This chick could have an alligator clutching at its gonads as it backed off.

5 comments:

  1. Crikey she out-dykes my mother-in-laws ex girlfriend by a mile!

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  2. There's another rumour going about that his main competitor is a woman. I haven't seen any evidence of it yet though.

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  3. an alli-ga-tor ... ?

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  4. lol @ brian hughes

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  5. Ok, I'll bite, no pun intended, what is wrong with alligator?

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