Sunday, February 24, 2008
Rumours from across the Pacific
He denies it, don't they always, but the US Republican star candidate has been accused of having an affair with a female lobbyist. Shock horror. If true, he may be unelectable.
Rumours have been around for a long time about another presidential candidate who has been known to wear sensible shoes and a rainbow coloured beret.
But the seemingly most popular presidential hopeful may well have been the recipient of a bit of boi on boi oral in the back of a car. Just a rumour of course. I heard it on the internet so it can't be true. However, a dude is undergoing extensive lie detector tests. To my knowledge the rumours haven't been reported here and I wonder if they have in the mainstream media in the US?
But gee, if you wanted a child producing wife as a foil, wouldn't you choose one a bit less dykey looking that the presidential hopefuls wife when she was a teen? This chick could have an alligator clutching at its gonads as it backed off.