Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Cummin at ya. A XXX post

Different races. Different types, blond, red haired or dark. Different builds. There are no rules about the way a bloke ejaculates.

As a gay person who very occasionally frequents pornographic sites and as a person who has been around just a little, I know about this stuff. There just aren't any rules. Sometimes I feel for young straight guys. They hear so much about performance and wonder how they can possibly measure up. To them I say don't worry. To young gay men, well you know it all already.

So, don't worry about the velocity or amount of ejaculation. While some guys will spatter the wall behind their partner's head if they whip it out of an orifice, others will just dribble it out. It matters not, although the former is clearly better for porno sites (and perhaps for impregnation?). A dribbler gets just as much pleasure from the process as a spurter.

Of course if you are looking to take your vitamin E internally rather than by skin ingestion, it is probably better to have it all in one place and not all over your body and wherever.

I wonder if bukkake bottoms suffer from an excess of Vitamin E? (credit for the last line to Jiminy. He was the first blogger I know to mention Bukkake)

5 comments:

  1. But what does it mean if it makes a descending whistling noise on its trajectory across the bathroom?

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  2. You have passed a stone I think.

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  3. Thank God for that. I thought I was firing doodle-bugs for a while there.

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  4. Fleetwood, I'm impressed and at your age too.

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  5. Witchy, you'd be even more impressed if you ever so how long my bathroom actually is.

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