How many times have I had this conversation. This one was with a workmate. Many of them have been. He is not an English as a first language person.
Him: Blah, blah, blah about superannuation.
Him: Do you have children?
Him: You are married with a wife though
Me: No, I am gay
Him: You are not married?
Him: Why not?
Me: I like men better
Him: But what about when you are old? No children and no wife.
Me: I am old already. I have a friend.
Him: Have you been to Asia?
Me: Yes, four times.
Him: The girls, what shapes, beautiful. They would love you.
Me: Yes, one of your countrymen here tried to sell me one for marriage. Then he tried to sell a wife to me and pay me $10,000
Him: It happens. Are you happy?
Me: Deliriously (went over his head)
Me: Got to go and do some work
Him: Ok, see you.
That is a bit abbreviated. I tried so hard to point out that I was a homosexual. Men for sex is good. Nice guy though but I think it is a cultural thing and all the south east Asian men in Australia remember their country as it was and not as it is now. There were no gays, only lady boys and guys who played around with other guys.
I am surprised how many people don't put two and two together and work out that I am gay. Must be because I am so butch, but then I have know many butcher gays than me.