I very vaguely recall that there is someone at ABC online by the name of Declan who Lord Sedgwick has mentioned once or twice. Perhaps it was The Age where he worked. Perhaps Declan has a brother. I am sure M'lord thought he was doing some work experience.
No, it must have been The Age because dear Declan has been transferred to the Sydney Morning Herald where he continues his tradition of erudition.
Man missing with daughter after wife killed found in traffic jam caused by car crash.
It has taken me many reads but I think I can translate it now.
Nah, sorry, cannot. I am a blue collar worker with minimal education, not a wordsmith or a journalist.
I can break it down though I think. Wife is dead. Husband bolted with daughter. Dead wife was in a car crash that caused a traffic jam. I think that is correct.
I wonder if any other country in the world, whatever its language, would have a premier broadsheet newspaper with such tosh.