Unkind people have called me Mattress on occasion. Fortunately I am a bit dim and have no idea what they are talking about.
We have a collection of mattresses at our car park gate. The council contractors have collected them already just in case you thought of pilfering one. It is less that six months since our last hard rubbish collection is this is the accumulation of unwanted mattresses over that period. I doubt any are worn out, just not wanted when someone moves. Such is our disposable society.
Ah, looking at mattresses makes me sleepy. Excuse me.